I was monstrous, and evil, and a bully,and mean, and needy, and cruel, and rude, and stupid, and confused, and corrupted. I was poisoned and warped. I only cared about myself, and that’s bloody horrible.
And I guess I didn’t know what I was doing. I was dying inside. Slowly killing my self and…
WELL. Seeing as how the entire Portal fandom decided to be horny all at the same time, I thought I’d do something I’ve been meaning to do for a while.
I took all of Wheatley’s “hnngggh” moments from “The Itch” and put them together in one audio file.
I’M LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOULD!!! XD
Whenever I fall or trip over my own feet I just lie on they ground and whisper “parkour”
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
Like for the first time:
It wasn’t really her.
And the second:
It still wasn’t her.
And for the third:
It wasn’t really him.
I am freaking out right now by how many notes this has
If this gets 500 notes…
427 notes… Holy shit I’m screaming internally.
Check this shit out.